推文「Seventh Horcrux」by Emerald Ashes
给seventh horcrux 疯狂打call啊！超级好玩啊！我觉得我要爱上这个太太了，看了开头就觉得特别有意思，老伏内心独白以及附身到Harry身上这两个点好戳我啊，而且老伏的内心吐槽真的超级好玩！
贴一段老伏在幼年Harry身上的Dursley家生活，不知为何突然对Dursley一家特别同情哈哈哈
“Amid the humiliation of diaper changes, tentative steps, and lisping words, I took great satisfaction in my caretakers' building horror. Even as a baby, I could still strike fear into the hearts of filthy muggles.
It started small as I relearned the art of wandless magic. Forget to feed little Harry and Dudley's bottle explodes. Insult him and your tongue starts to swell up. Go ahead, lock him in a cupboard. He will always find his way out, and you will somehow find your way in.
Even misfortunes that could not possibly be my fault, such as Vernon's demotion at work, were attributed to my malice. I, of course, never argued against anything that made me seem more powerful.
The Dursleys eventually decided that they feared my dark presence more than Dumbledore's threats. They dropped me off at the orphanage, the firehouse, and deep in the wilderness. They even called Child Protective Services on themselves. Repeatedly. Yet I was always back by morning.
I blame Dumbledore.
I was five years old when Petunia Dursley realized that she would never be rid of me. I know this because she began sobbing while insisting that she would never be rid of me.
Thick as they were, the Dursleys eventually realized that the only way to live unharmed was to accommodate my desires. It was the childhood I had always dreamed of.”
老伏真是不让自己吃一点亏哈哈哈，感觉跟我很喜欢的另一篇晋江文的感觉很像《请叫我杰克斯派洛船长》，不过这篇里面是加勒比海盗里的杰克穿到Harry身上，也是不肯吃一点亏的主，题外话，这篇文我也超级喜欢，杰克塑造特别写实一点都不ooc，可惜作者坑掉了orz
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